That I am really really good at s**gging…….
Mr. Majestic
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If you could have
by John Doe inthe forum to know one thing and only one thing about you, what would it be?.
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These things are better left unsaid !!!!
by caliber inyes let's start a list... what things do you feel are better left unsaid on jwn or on any public site maybe even ?.
(1) planned affairs (2) talking about a partner who one day maybe post on site or has a friend who does.
(3) anything to do with abuse of children.
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Mr. Majestic
Mmmm…. Interesting thread….
Just to say that I would not be offended if someone requested any sex acts from me, so long as they are not homosexual ones.
Any requests will be open to consideration…
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people resurrected not able to marry
by jennybear incan someone provide the societys view on whether resurrected are not able to marry.
it has been over 10 years since i was active and i at the time if i remember correctly the society said they would not.
if anyone knows whether they flip floped on this either would be great.
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Mr. Majestic
The societies comment in the ‘Insight’ volumes about marriage is quite interesting as they pretty much quote just what the bible says but it brings up a point that not many JW’s have considered. This is the small paragraph on the topic:-
Marriage andtheResurrection. A group of Jesus’ opponents who did not believe in the resurrection asked Jesus a question that was calculated to embarrass him. In answering them, he revealed that “those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage.”—Lu 20:34, 35; Mt 22:30.
That is as much as it says. But the interesting point with that text is that it is not just people who are resurrected that don’t marry. As the text clearly points out “those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things” won’t be able to marry either. The question would be, ‘who are these ones’? When you put this point to a JW they will say that this is in reference to the anointed. But if that is the case then the reference to the resurrection also applies to the anointed, else you have two different destinies in the same sentence. So which one is it…???
Now if the destination is heavenly then the question of the resurrection on earth is open ended and no one knows for sure. But if the scripture is referring to the ‘earthly hope’ then as far as I can make out from that biblical text it says that not only is it that the resurrected won’t marry, but also the single people who make it into the new system won’t be able to marry either. That is what that text clearly says. So now following on from Purps point a little, those people who are putting off marrying till the new system might be in for a bit of a surprise when they get there and find out that they “neither marry nor are given in marriage”.
Luckily it is all bullshit and not worth worrying about. But it is fun to show this to current JW’s and watch the surprise on their faces.
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Would You Prefer To Live In A Different State Or Country?
by minimus ini live in the northeast and regularly hear people say they want to move far away, like florida where it's warmer.. i hear people complain about the taxes in their state and how they wish they could live elsewhere.. would you leave your area if you could?
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Mr. Majestic
The problem with the Brits is that ever since the middle age they have kept thinking that they deserve France more than the French do
Damn right…. We’ve never forgiven them for the battle of Hastings…. Bastards….!!!
And lets not even talk about Nappy…. Although we did kick his arse....
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Would You Prefer To Live In A Different State Or Country?
by minimus ini live in the northeast and regularly hear people say they want to move far away, like florida where it's warmer.. i hear people complain about the taxes in their state and how they wish they could live elsewhere.. would you leave your area if you could?
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Mr. Majestic
I’d like to live in the south of France if it wasn’t for the fact that there are a load of French people living there.
Be great apart from that….
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Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn ini've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?
" lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.
/newby.
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Mr. Majestic
I wont but then you do realise you'll be buying double the amount dont you.........
No probs..... so long as I get double the result……
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Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn ini've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?
" lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.
/newby.
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Mr. Majestic
They buy me a few of the most expensive cocktails i can find in feb.
Well don’t forget to order them with ice cubes…….
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Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn ini've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?
" lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.
/newby.
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Mr. Majestic
I give you points for originality.
Yeah..???
And how would I cash in those points then F2..??? And what would they buy me…??
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Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn ini've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?
" lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.
/newby.
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Mr. Majestic
Give it your best shot.............
Oh….!! ok then…
I would walk up to you at the bar, take the ice cube out of your drink, put it on the floor and then stamp on it really violently, and then while straightening my tie I would say calmly “I just wanted to break the ice…..” and then offer to buy you another drink…..
How far would that get me then F2…???
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Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn ini've got a few "would you care for a nice massage?
" lately... and guys i have to tell you... it's not working!!!.
/newby.
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Mr. Majestic
No i know all of you guys tricks i'll be on the look out.
So what would work on you then F2….????